In the inaugural episode of Tales from Seat 4A I’m going to tell you how I got here! Where I came from and the path that lead me to meet all the interesting folks that you will hear from in future episodes. It wasn’t conventional, it wasn’t easy but god damn, it sure was fun! So, find your seat, I think it’s 4B.
Ladies and Gentlemen- the Captain has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt Sign. Please take your seats. Make sure your seat and folding trays are in their full upright positions- otherwise someones gonna get hurt.